Universal truths (Part 1)

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

Google Maps really needs to start its directions on #5; I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my own suburb.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page document that I swear I did not make any changes to.


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