The difference between boobs

by Bron | January 14, 2012 9:21 am

Women With Big Breasts…

– can get a taxi on the worst days

– have a neat place to carry spare change

– have always been the centre of the arts

– can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub

– usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie

– always float better

– know where to look first for lost earrings

– rarely lack for a slow dance partner

– have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Women With Small Breasts…

– don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public

– always look younger

– find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap

– can always see their toes and shoes

– can sleep on their stomachs

-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars

-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts

– can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle

– can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out

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