Women With Big Breasts…
– can get a taxi on the worst days
– have a neat place to carry spare change
– have always been the centre of the arts
– can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
– usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
– always float better
– know where to look first for lost earrings
– rarely lack for a slow dance partner
– have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
Women With Small Breasts…
– don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
– always look younger
– find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
– can always see their toes and shoes
– can sleep on their stomachs
-have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
-know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
– can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
– can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out