by Bron | March 31, 2013 4:15 pm
Lifts. They were invented to make our lives easier, faster. And if I were to die in one, I’d push the up button first. Yet some people get on board leaving their brain and manners in the loading dock.
Here’s what I mean.
Scenario 1: You’re already in the lift, heading up to level 22. Someone gets in at level 7 and elects to disembark at level 15. Fair enough.
Until you get to level 15. The doors open and this fool stands around, idly admiring his comb over in the mirrors, unaware that he’s supposed to get out. But I guess not every oyster contains a pearl.
“Oh, is this my floor?” he ends up spluttering, all the while checking the LED display just to make sure. Was he expecting a red carpet, some form of fanfare, a media opportunity perchance? Just get out.
Scenario 2: It’s 5.25pm, you’re homeward bound. You’ve left level 22, quick stop at 17, 14 and 12 for more work weary passengers. At level 8, the door opens and the new occupant stands in the door frame, delighting and entertaining all with a protracted conversation with a colleague who is not getting into the lift.
They chat about the outcomes of a particular meeting, what date the brief is due, how the PR person shows too much cleavage etc etc, all the while with her hand on the “door open” button.
You take your time there sweetie, I’m in no rush. No, seriously, I love hearing how your day went, whoever you are.
Nothing worse than entering a lift car with a lingering smell of recent flatulence. Well, yes there is; when someone else gets in at the next level and glares accusingly at you.
Or the person who insists on munching noisily from their container of hot chips while you grasp your Grab ‘n’ Go salad.
Next time, I’ll bring a chair along with me. At least I’ll be comfortable while I watch this ongoing pantomime. Or insist each occupant wears a name tag.
Should there be an etiquette guide to travelling in lifts? Or an across-the-board principle ruling out all farting?
There is no elevator to success. I’m taking the stairs.
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